Want to show off how much piss you drink in the most tasteful way possible? This colourful craft is perfect. Collect last night’s bottle caps for this week’s DIY; a wind chime – exactly what every flat needs! Materials: Bottle caps (about 150 bottle caps) 10mm jump rings...
If your biggest personality trait is that you haven’t downloaded TikTok then you must have more free time than the rest of us, who are still learning to dance to renegade. Spend the free time you have and give these candles a go. They might light up your life...
Delicious gooey chocolate brownies can be enjoyed fresh out of the oven, with a dollop of cream or laced with marijuana. The opportunities are endless. For the sake of this week’s installment of Slightly Stoned Chef, these are the plain brownies you’d make after consuming the naughty ones first. ...
A great DIY for every upcycle enthusiast or for the piss head who has a few empty Double Brown cans lying around. These make great flat warming (or “sorry, this is your two weeks notice”) gifts. Materials: Empty can Can opener Small rocks Potting mix Herb seedlings ...
A baked potato recipe for the baked potato in your life (it’s you my g). Ingredients: 1 large potato 1 tablespoon of butter 3 tablespoons of shredded cheese 3 tablespoons of sour cream Method (slightly stoned): Scrub the potato, and prick several times with the tines of a...
Slightly Stoned Chef makes its triumphant return to Nexus. Each week we will be giving you an easy to follow recipe for those times when you just need something quick and easy (Copyright College Hall). This won’t be the place for your Nan’s Crème Brûlée but if you need...
For most of us tinfoil hats are simply a part of a slutty astronaut costume or for wrapping weed. But for some, these hats are an invaluable accessory used to prevent the government from scanning their brainwaves and to protect them from mind-reading, red-powerade-drinking robots. For whatever purpose, we’ve...
The room was cold, just a shade under laboratory temperature. People fiddled with their pockets and pens just to squeeze out a little finger warmth. There was the odd few huddled over their mugs despite any fresh steam being long gone. Overall it was a wriggly bunch, but there...
Are you that person who reads Magazines back to front? Stop, you aren’t any different to the rest of us. It’s not some special trait to carry with you. That is, unless, you carry an innate compulsion to read any book, magazine, or article backwards. In that case, read...
As unfortunate as it is, flatting isn’t for everyone. A harsh truth some may delight in. Consequent to this truth, this leaves many to dream of a life outside of flatting. A life, I dare say, of one living alone. This isn’t a radical idea for both introverts...
