Mai i te Kore ki te Pō ki te whai-ao ki te ao Marama tihei mauri ora I whakawhiti i te Moana nui a Kiwa mai i Hawaiki We settled amongst ngahere and awa maunga and moana ka ora te whenua ka ora te tangata ...
[Previously published in Landfall 227) Haere mai, Aroha. Is that your true name? It ripples like spirits over my tongue and onto my shores: where I will gift you one hundred kina every day, even though the limit is fifty, where I will scrub your soles with...
Heke nuku mai Heke rangi mai Huihuia mai Te reo Māori Ki te mata o taku arero Hei reo kawe ki te anamata Heke nuku mai Heke rangi mai Huihuia mai Te reo Māori Ki te kāuru o te hirikapo Hei reo kawe i ngā tikanga Heke...
Disco and pot go hand in hand. You can even pot a pot plant in your disco plant pot. Materials A small, styrofoam disco ball Craft knife Sturdy twine or chain Potting mix A plant of your choice Cup hook or S hook to hang Method ...
If you’ve had a ruff night, you might be tempted to grab a hot dog. But you’d be barking up the wrong tree, my friend. What you really need is the hot, cheesy, noodle-y goodness of some Noodle Poodles in your belly. As well as having a totes adorbs...
Ingredients Eggs S & P Bread Tortillas Cheese Butter or oil Other shit from your fridge Recipe 1: Basic Omelette for Basic Bitches Method Start with a cold pan and add some butter or oil, let it heat to a midpoint. Don’t use the cooking spray that...
So, you’ve arrived to a sad, antisocial pre-drinks on their tenth round of Four Kings? You don’t want to be stuck on the Bus for an hour? Now you can craft the pain away with an infinitely more inventive drinking game. Materials Jenga blocks A permanent marker Method...
Does anyone else think that Shepherd’s Pie is a weird title for something containing lamb? Like isn’t the entire job description protecting sheep. How do you explain that to your boss? “Did you look after the sheep?” “Yeah except the one I minced and ate.” This isn’t like...
It is time to give up the dream. Stop kidding yourself, you are not organised enough to take the crate back to Liquorland and get a discount for restocking it. You are the person who is going to remember crate day, the day before it happens and drive frantically...
It’s time to wake and bake. This week’s pancake recipe is super easy and can be enjoyed with maple syrup and bacon or last night’s root. Ingredients: 1 cup self raising flour 2 Tbsp white sugar ½ tsp finely grated lemon zest (optional) 1 cup milk (or soy/rice...
