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Postcards from Overseas – Issue 3

Former Nexus Editor Lyam, current international traveller, and COVID survivee. Lyam shares his story that magnifies the power of ours.    “Your coronavirus test result is positive. It means you had the virus when the test was done. Try not to worry. You can often ease symptoms at home...

Dump Spot Check – Issue 3

Hamilton, the city of the future and nang capital of New Zealand. A roundabout haven connected via humped bridges that boasts all the flash of Tauranga with none of the beaches. To the uneducated outsider it may seem like a destination for hot air tomfoolery or more cowbell, but...

The Ones That Can’t Handle Their Alcohol – Issue 5

You’re destined to be the one unable to handle their piss. I don’t mean to be harsh but it’s an inescapable truth; you can breathe deep, scuttle off for a tacky, have a sneaky scull of the bathroom tap, or even inhale half the room temp pizza someone forgot...

Horoscopes – Issue 3

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18  Jupiter rising brings about confronting emotional honesty, and in that spirit it is time you were honest with yourself. Next time the alarm rings to wake you for a 9am class say out loud “I wish I was back in lockdown” PISCES FEB...

Local Locomotion – Issue 3

When Nexus asked me to head to a yoga class and write a review on the experience, my tense, burnt-out, jaded fifth-year ass that now can’t sink more than 8 cans without a 2-day hangover, I thought it sounded like a brilliant idea. I mean, I am something of...

Slang Dictionary – Issue 3

Language is a constant evolution. What is “cool” today might not be “hip” tomorrow. That is just the price you pay for aging. So, knowing that by the time these are in print they may all be outdated we have put together a kiwi slang dictionary to help both...

Which Kiwi Classic Are You? – Issue 3

It’s a little known fact but scientists can now predict which classic Kiwi food staple you are based on your reactions in social situations. So for those new to our long white cloud we have borrowed that research, stripped it of all APA referencing and repurposed it to help...

Kai Something New – Issue 3

If there is one thing Hamilton has going for it, apart from Billy’s Karaoke bar, it’s the kai. Being from a small town, dumplings were like the easter bunny or Judith Collins morals, something we thought existed but couldn’t be one hundred percent sure of. When I tried them...

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