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Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 13

Does anyone else think that Shepherd’s Pie is a weird title for something containing lamb? Like isn’t the entire job description protecting sheep. How do you explain that to your boss?    “Did you look after the sheep?”  “Yeah except the one I minced and ate.”  This isn’t like...

Darts and Crafts – Issue 13

It is time to give up the dream. Stop kidding yourself, you are not organised enough to take the crate back to Liquorland and get a discount for restocking it. You are the person who is going to remember crate day, the day before it happens and drive frantically...

Reviews – Issue 13

Missing 411: The Hunted  Alexander Nebesky  0   Do you ever wonder what happens to people who disappear? Not the collection of events and circumstances lead to their disappearance, but what happens to them once they’ve disappeared.   The answer, at least for folks disappearing in the United States,...

WSU – Issue 13

Trimester B, aye? We’ve all made it this far in the year and the end of the line is so close yet so far. For the new students just starting out their uni life, welcome! To returning students, welcome back I guess. In this edition, we are going to...

What the Freke – Issue 13

Biopics are becoming all the rage now with films like Bohemian Rhapsody, Rocketman and Hidden Figures going on to gain critical acclaim, awards and the opportunity to delve into the overlooked sides of their stories (whether entirely true or not). However, there is a fine line of what should...

Sports Thoughts – Issue 13

Often, we think of sport as artistry. And the Lebron’s of the world are the Mona Lisa. But I’d like to introduce you to less of a Louvre piece and more of a homeless man’s graffiti – beautiful in it’s own right, but equally anonymous.  When you go to...

Dunn, Dunn, Dunnnn

Mainstream Anime Shuffled amongst the steady stream of student folk that populate our campus, you may have noticed an increase in outward appreciation for anime. A once sacred ritual reserved for a small pocket of diehard fans and weebs (non-Japanese who are obsessed with Japanese culture) seems to have...

Left vs Right – Issue 13

Is the last referendum going to be definitive for the foreseeable future or should a government enact policy to decriminalise or legalise marijuana?   LEFT The recent referendum at the 2020 elections showed that public opinion for legalising marijuana was split down the middle and while the referendum did...

This vs That – Issue 13

Town VS Flat Parties   This I think it’s about the fourth time I’ve written one of these, but I feel like I need to hammer it home once and for all and make these cretins understand that town is the true king of the sesh. Some of you...

Will I get Cancelled for This? – Issue 13

Finding the perfect outfit for town has always been complicated but after years of white girls dressing like native americans and white guys dressing like Mexican’s we have started to become crucially woke to the minefield of cultural appropriation. As a public service the newly formed Nexus Fashion Advisory...

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