Contrary to popular belief, Hamilton isn’t the centre of the universe, and it certainly isn’t the most interesting part of the Waikato either. Come on – chuck some fucken diesel in your Ute, turn off the meter, and let’s go for a dangerous jaunt through endless fields of cowshit...
Even though I can’t read (according to an email from a lecturer I received last week), I squinted my moron eyes really, really hard and worked my tiny little brain so hard steam came out of my ears, just so I could bring you the news this week. Spoiler...
You put your brain through a lot, don’t you? MD, Tik Tok, casual sex, whatever garbage Netflix is pumping out at the moment… Take our hand, e hoa, and come for a stroll through the parts of the Waikato where the wifi doesn’t work, the RSA is pumping, and...
Research shows that sustained and repeated media exposure is associated with something called ‘high acute stress.’ Luckily, here at Nexus, we constantly operate under acute stress (or are just high) – we’ve read the news so you don’t have to. Make yourself a cuppa, give your vape a fresh...
Ah, the news – an endless cycle of screaming, crying, and gnashing of teeth. The human brain is not equipped to deal with the constant barrage of brain melting tragedy. Luckily for you, though, our brains are already fried from unsupervised access to the internet from a young age,...
Dear Mature Student, is it normal to feel like dropping out already? Because fuck I’m over it. Honestly, if you really do feel like dropping out already, just drop out bruv. I’ve cried in the shower enough mornings to know that enduring a shitty situation isn’t always the...
With the urban sprawl of Kirikiriroa threatening to swallow Cambridge and tickle the taint of South Auckland, we thought we’d take a look at the vibrant cultures and hidden treasures of our home: the mighty Waikato. Just don’t try to move to any of these places, cos you’ll never...
Sure, everyone enjoys White Girl Sundays™️ in Hamilton East. Oat milk lattes, popping in to Recycle Boutique, getting a vegan scoop from Duck Island – sounds like #bliss, right? But what you may not realise is that the street you’re standing on is deeply cursed, and it’s not because...
Dear Mature Student, I’ve just begun my degree and I don’t know if it’s the right path for me. What do you suggest? With peace and love, I think you need to let go of this notion that you will ever know for sure what the right path for...
