Jack of All Trades, Master of None
Yes, I treat my elective courses as a hobby generator. And yes, I’ve acquired skills in areas ranging from media production to psychology, and even to anthropology. But do I remember most of them? No, I don’t. However, it was fun regardless. Many people become stressed about school until they realize their hobby has turned […]
I Became a Corporate Baddie, So You Don’t Have To
Believe it or not, I took on a big girl corporate ass job at the beginning of this year! As a former slave to hospitality, my biggest motivation to get an office job was the ability to sit down 8 hours a day, help myself to coffee, and have breaks without feeling a sense of […]
Yearning for Bridgerton: A Modern-Day Obsession
I just finished Season 3 of Bridgerton, and I HAVE NOTES. From now on, I will only be accepting scandalous gossip if it is delivered to me via eloquent whispers. I also require a ballgown, a fan, and a leisurely-paced promenade with a moody Viscount. Welcome to the world of Bridgerton addiction—a condition where one […]
I Tried Tabs Chocolate So You Don’t Have To
In 2022, Tabs Sex Chocolate burst onto the scene, capturing the hearts and palates of TikTok users everywhere with its tantalising promise of enhancing intimacy. The buzz was impossible to ignore, and curiosity got the best of me. Finally available for delivery in New Zealand. I decided to find out for myself. First Impressions From […]
Please, Please, Please?
In the realm of modern romance, the demise of chivalry and the ascent of our standards have become a topic as complex as deciphering IKEA instructions or trying to guess one’s choice of milk. Of course, though not exclusively, it is mostly highlighted through heterosexual relationships, with the stereotype of male disappointment being far too […]
Why I’m So Scared Of Making New Friends
Hopefully we can all bond over the relatability of having made shitty friends at one point in our lives. Of course, I’ll do my best to be polite towards new people, but on the whole, I will keep everyone at arm’s length until I KNOW that history won’t repeat itself. Anyway, these are all the […]
5 Steps to Getting a Hot Girlfriend When You’re a Mid, Short King (From Personal Experience)
Navigating the realm of dating can be a daunting journey, especially when you don’t fit the conventional mould of tall, dark, and handsome. But fear not, fellow short kings, for love knows no height restrictions. Drawing from personal experience, here are five tried-and-true steps to help you land that hot girlfriend and defy societal expectations. […]
Love in the Era of Doom Scrolling: A Gen Z Perspective
Is love on life support in the era of disappearing swipes, bad pick up lines, and Snapchat hookups? It’s a question that sends shivers down the spines of many Uni students as we attempt to navigate the perplexing landscape of modern romance. With memes losing their relevance and GIFs gathering digital dust, and Snapchat becoming […]
I got accepted onto Raya, so you don’t have to!
If you’re unfamiliar with Raya, it’s an American dating app created to allow ‘alike’ people to ‘connect’. What this really means is that it’s for ‘public’ people to connect with other ‘public’ people. In fear of saying too much and getting banned, I hope you’re picking up what I’m putting down! But how did I […]
10 Things I hate about being a Kiwi Overseas
My year across the ditch has made me aware of the slightly concerning stereotypes people have about us Kiwis! It’s also made me appreciate the things we just get right. So, here are my top ten things I don’t particularly love about being a Kiwi overseas (particularly in Aus land)! 1. “Do a Haka!” Unfortunately, […]