Note to Self: Don’t Sweat
I am reaching my 20s now and compared to other kids my age, I am just a grain of sand in a desert. What is so special about them that I can’t do? Why can’t I be as successful as them? Why do my dreams seem so unreachable when they are already at their peak? […]
What NOT To Do After A Breakup – Memos My Ex Didn’t Get
If you’re going through a breakup, please accept my deepest condolences. I hope you have a wonderful support system that can lift you up and keep you safe. I completely understand that you must be heartbroken, devastated, *insert other adjectives to describe emotional pain here*. You probably consider your ex-partner to be the worst thing […]
Clean Girl or Mob Wife?
2023 was the year of the clean girl. This was very fortunate for the likes of Glassons, who profusely benefited from the rise in basics and cotton headbands. However, for those like myself who can’t go five minutes without spilling something down themselves, or rock a slick back without genuinely looking like an egg, it […]
The Politics of Language
I have never, and will never, vote for Christopher Luxon. I find him out of touch, condescending, and the type of two-1 caricature who would view his own success as the sole product of his hard work and not the advantages that were given to him through socio-economics, education, race, and privilege. The danger to […]
Post-Summer Skincare
With temperatures dropping as we’ve entered autumn and are gearing up for the inevitable long winter-haul, one of the most important self-care adjustments to consider is your skincare routine. During summer, we focused on lighter layers of products and SPF everything, but now we need to nurture our skin in the cold. From what I’ve […]
The Emotional Condom For One Night Stands
Look, sex is great and all, but have you ever considered that you don’t have to win at it? University is a great time to get a few shags in the bag, experiment with different types of people, or swallow cum and try to convince your friends it’s not that bad (it wasn’t a compelling […]