Songs To Fuck The Patriarchy To – Issue 14

No, I don’t mean literally fucking the patriarchy. I’ve already done a sex playlist. 

1. Boys Will Be Boys – Dua Lipa

BUT GIRLS WILL BE WOMEN. SLAYYY DUA. 

1. Money – Cardi B

I wish all my pyjamas were leather. 

1. Pageant Material – Kacey Musgraves

Kacey says it best when she says “I’m always higher than my hair/And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace/But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage.” Get it, queen. 

1. Thot Shit – Megan Thee Stallion

There are no original thoughts, just original thots.

1. Like a Girl – Lizzo

Speaks for itself. 

1. mad woman – Taylor Swift

Taylor manages to clock feminism with the line “everytime you call me crazy, I get more crazy.”

1. Hold Up – Beyonce

I want to walk around in couture smashing shit with a baseball bat SO BADLY. 

1. Gaslighter – The Chicks

The queens of feminine rage since they wrote a big fuck you to George W. Bush and spent the 2000s blacklisted by the country music scene. 

1. t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l – WILLOW

WILLOW does pop punk in the best way.

1. Ain’t Shit – Doja Cat

A not so subtle reminder.