In the realm of modern romance, the demise of chivalry and the ascent of our standards have become a topic as complex as deciphering IKEA instructions or trying to guess one’s choice of milk. Of course, though not exclusively, it is mostly highlighted through heterosexual relationships, with the stereotype of male disappointment being far too common. Sabrina Carpenter’s plea in “Please Please Please” for her new beau, Barry Keoghan, not to embarrass her in public has become the anthem for anyone navigating the treacherous waters of 21st-century dating, highlighting how far too many of us feel. Being the number one song in the world currently proves, we are all over being embarrassed by our counterparts.  

Once upon a time, chivalry was the knight in shining armour of dating etiquette—opening doors, pulling out chairs, and generally making damsels and dames alike feel like royalty. Now, it seems tradition has been revoked, and we all must beg for the bare minimum. Instead of swooning over a gentleman’s courteous gestures, we are more likely to be found Googling “how to tell if he’s just being polite or if he actually likes you”. 

Sabrina Carpenter’s catchy tune captures the essence of modern dating woes. It strikes a chord with anyone who has ever winced at a partner’s lack of posting them on social media or having friends say “I told you so” when they start being a dick after roughly three weeks. In a world where social media immortalises every awkward moment faster than you can say “delete that post,” Carpenter’s request for basic human decency feels like a rallying cry for good partners everywhere.  

Yet, amidst the demise of chivalry, there emerges a silver lining: our standards are soaring higher than ever. We all seem to be banding together and creating songs, memes, and general belief that the trend of being a nonchalant partner is just no longer sexy. No longer satisfied with mere chivalrous acts, we demand partners who can navigate social gatherings without turning them into a viral TikTok meme. This shift signifies not just an evolution in dating norms but a seismic cultural change where respect and equality take centre stage. If we all band together and ask for better, will things change?  

As we navigate this brave new world of romance, let us use Sabrina Carpenter’s catchy hit as our anthem and a beacon of hope. Maybe if people hear it enough, subconsciously they will start treating us better. Let us strive to resurrect chivalry from the dead and pair it with the newfound standards of respect and equality. After all, in the chaotic dance of love and modernity, a little humour and a lot of decency might just be the magic potion we need to navigate this perplexing maze called dating.