Q1) What Night Are We Going?

A- Friday

B- Saturday

C- Whenever It’s Open

D- I Don’t Know What Day It Is

 

Q2) What’s the Fit?

A- Jeans and a Nice Top 

B- Glassons, Probably

C- Sunglasses (At Night…?)

D- Doesn’t Matter

 

Q3) Who’s Coming?

A- Small Group

B- Anybody Who Wants To!

C- Me, Myself, and I

D- These Strangers I Just Met!

 

Q4) Drink Of Choice?

A- Do they have it on tap?

B- Lolly Water

C- SHOTS

D- “IT’S WATER I SWEAR”

 

Q5) What Part Do You Hate The Most?

A- Drunk People

B- Why Does DNB Play EVERYWHERE?

C- 3 AM  🙁

D- When The Bouncer Kicks You Out For Being “Sober”

 

Q6) A Song Comes On That Makes You Go Feral… What Is It?

A- ‘Baby’ – Justin Beiber

B- Anything from the 2000’s

C- ‘Crank That (Soulja Boy)’ 

D- CBAT

 

Q7) A Stranger Starts Hitting On You… What’s The Go?

A- Ignore Them – I Already Have a Partner Who I Love vv Much

B- “Ew”

C- “LET’S GOOOO”

D- Bite Them

 

Q8) Where Are You Waking Up The Next Morning?

A- My OWN Very Comfy Bed

B- Packed Together Like Sardines in My Besties Bed 

C- One Night Stand’s Bed

D- Couch On the Side of the Road

Mostly A’s: Maccas.

You’re logical and appreciate the simple things in life. We actually need people like you in the world to stop the rest of us from causing the apocalypse.

Mostly B’s: Kebabs.

You’re hot. We all want to be you. Go give your Jellycat a hug, and take a nap xx

Mostly C’s: Uh…

Go get a full panel STD test first… Then treat yourself to a bowl of flavoured condoms.

Mostly D’s: Therapy <3

(I think you might be a lizard person).