Ode To Coffee – Issue 2
Dark sexy beans float
we both do
In this sensual dance
of morning routine
and acceptable addiction
Give me an intervention
so we can talk about it over coffee
‘Na I can actually taste the difference. Like GSK just has this undeniable smoothness that I think
you’re maybe missing? Really open up your taste buds on this next sip and allow the velvety texture
to transport you off world. I think maybe you need to be a little more vulnerable with your palate,
here, cleanse it with this biscotti’
I would like your flattest white
and if you think I’m wiping the froth
that finds itself
both top
and bottom
…
you can fuck off
But you do actually have a little something
just there
y
e
p
you got it
‘I only drink iced americanos. It’s just more efficient and to be honest when you’re updating your
portfolio
as much as I do you learn to become efficient. If you want to build wealth you need to
surround
yourself with people who discuss stocks, real estate, starting LLCs, becoming debt free, and
tax savings strategies. Your network is your net-worth’
Tickle and burn me
like some pervert with a candle
And I don’t mind that I poop
with every touch
It is the perfect loop
brown to brown
like a phoenix
out your butt
((I shake because I care))
I peel back my brain
and pour Moccona into every crack
every crevasse
until it hotwires every inch of pink matter
Then my eyeballs roll back
and I assassinate housework
like a Kung Fu Master on bath salts
‘It’s just so annoying. Like when you put that much energy into someone and they end up not even
caring? I literally spent all summer watching him play Fortnite without saying shit and even bought
him that Country Road hoodie. For him to just turn around and hook up with a complete random at
New Years, like I know we weren’t actually dating but – oh sweetheart sorry, is this almond milk? I
asked for almond milk… It doesn’t look like almond milk’
‘A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away’
Print this on a t-shirt
so it can match my tattoo.