Wellington resident’s toilet explodes, shit literally hits the fan
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard about a toilet or sewage exploding this week, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice. Looks like Wellington has extremely big, shit flavoured fish to fry.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor gets arrested, then quickly released
What’s the point in arresting him if he has almost complete legal immunity in the first place? At least the photo of him as he’s being driven away from the palace is really funny.
Winston Peters says something racist, white men on Facebook love it
I’m about 90.7% sure that if Winston Peters or David Seymour asked these guys to do a Bonnie Blue style porno they would absolutely get involved. Ironic that the most homophobic minority are the biggest dick-suckers.
Not-Newsmaker of the week:
The 32-year-old man that put a frozen crayfish down his pants while stealing from a Hamilton supermarket. A true legend – if he wasn’t caught, he would have saved himself $140.
