Issue 04 – Vol. 58
How To Be A Safe Party Girl
‘Teens to twenties is the only time of life where your body functions well enough to party till 4am, then be present in your 9am...
Read MoreYou Never Forget Your First – First Hangover
“I’m too fucked to drown myself in my work.” An annihilated Dylan sits in the light of the Ruakura McDonalds. The fluorescence pokes at my...
Read MoreHow to Survive a Party as an Introvert
They tell you the best part about ‘study life’ is partying every night. While socialising yourself with your new Uni friends is important, it’s fucking...
Read MoreWhat Your Drink Choice Says About You
Vodka: You’re hot, but you’re insane. You’re the type of person to show up to the function with a 1L Smirnoff bottle and just straight...
Read MoreHow to Party Like an Absolute Goddess 101
Step 1 – Get off from work at 6 pm in the evening absolutely famished – for a drink with your best friends, after dealing...
Read MoreRed Flags VS Green Flags – Flat Party Edition
We’ve all been there. You walk into a flat party, only to realise there’s a horde of business students gathered around a dude trying to...
Read MoreThe Hunger Games does not need a stage adaptation
I fear we’ve missed the point. I fear the temptation of a cash-grab and readapting reliable IP has overshadowed the inherently anticapitalistic and rebellious themes...
Read MoreChristopher Luxon’s Interview with Mike Hosking
Christopher Luxon’s interview with Mike Hosking on Tuesday the 25th of February has generated a lot of public attention, mainly as Luxon yet again avoided...
Read MoreSex Education Star Sentenced to 15 years
Sex Education Star sentenced to 15 years for attacking five victims. Actor Alexander Westwood has been convicted of 26 crimes against children and pupils attending...
Read MoreFuck-Goff (Apparently)
Phil Goff has served as our High Commissioner to the U.K from 2022. Served in the past tense, as he was sacked from the job...
Read MoreDown With The Sickness
They told Nexus that, if you’re developing symptoms associated with Covid-19, you should test yourself and inform your RL or Halls Manager of the result...
Read MorePresidents’ Column – Issue 04
I’ve always enjoyed a good party—whether at a house, in town, or wherever the night takes me. Be that a night belting out karaoke at...
Read MoreSports Centre – Issue 04 Vol. 58
Why You Should Care About Sport Sports. There’s so many of them, right? Football, Rugby Union, Rugby League, Formula One, Netball, Cricket, Basketball… Some are...
Read MoreNo Longer Nameless: Serial sex offender loses bid to remain unidentified after 4 years
AUCKLAND HIGH COURT CONTENT WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS INFORMATION ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT THAT MAY BE HARMFUL TO SOME READERS. 22-year-old Auckland man Luca Fairgray...
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