Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition

Aries

Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot. 

Taurus

Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s dated far too many of you cold lovers, a little comeback would help our egos. 

Gemini

I really feel like you guys would benefit from going out on a Wednesday night!

Cancer

Check out that cart you’ve been too sensible to purchase yet! 

Leo

Get a drastic haircut! Probably either a bob or a full clean shave! 

Virgo

Have cake for breakfast. Spice up ya Tuesday! 

Libra

Wear the risky outfit you’ve been too scared to wear for weeks! A nip slip never killed anybody! 

Scorpio

Send that risky text!! 

Sagittarius

Bring home that dog you’re definitely not allowed! Call it sprinkles or something, no one can be too mad at that! 

Capricorn

Book a cheeky flight! Surprise someone (preferably an ex).

Aquarius

Ask your situationship “What are we?” 

Pisces

Tattoo time! Go get whatever’s on your Pinterest board, blame us if your nan hates it x