Aries:

“They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.”   

Taurus:

“Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.”

Gemini:

“Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.”

Cancer:

“Mood swings that make the weather jealous.”

Leo:

“King of the jungle… and the drama.”

Virgo:

“Perfectionist to the point of annoyance.”

Libra:

“Indecisive? More like permanently on the fence.”

Scorpio:

“They’ll sting you when you least expect it, and then blame you for getting hurt.”

Sagittarius:

“Footloose and commitment-phobic.”

Capricorn:

“Ambition so high, they get altitude sickness.”

Aquarius:

“Too busy saving the world to remember your birthday.”

Pisces:

“Lost in their own sea of emotions, and dragging everyone down with them.”