Capricorn:
– Capricorn of the month: Sophia Laforteza
– We’re all in this together. Get your ass in gear and fix your sleep schedule. Your parents are worried.
Aquarius:
– Aquarius of the month: the Weekend
– You’re a bad actor and a bad liar. No one is falling for it. Give it up while you’re ahead.
Pisces:
– Pisces of the month: Madison Beer
– Get a little more selfish. It’s time to focus inward and embrace self care. Get a balayage and a nail fill, you’ve earned it.
Aries:
– Aries of the month: Halle Bailey
– Try falling asleep to Ariana Grande piano covers. Personally, it knocks me right out.
Taurus:
– Taurus of the month: Megan Fox
– Get into discounts. A lot of businesses will have coupons and discounts on their websites, so get those HOYTS points and cash in.
Gemini:
– Gemini of the month: Chris Evans
– Start watching the show ‘Nashville”, I feel like you’re gonna really like it. Either that or Scream 4. You’re about to have a very Hayden Panettiere autumn.
Cancer:
– Cancer of the month: Mckenna Grace
– Stop stalking the Tom Holland x Zendaya wedding. No one knows if they’re married, you are no exception. Love you!
Leo:
– Leo of the month: Jennifer Lawrence
– You’re pissing me off.
Virgo:
– Virgo of the month: Zendaya
– Call out your parents. You’re right, they’re wrong. I’m with you, girl.
Libra:
– Libra of the month: Kamala Harris
– Watch where you’re stepping! You’re going to trip at some point, if you don’t fix your shoelaces. I’m a prophet, I’ve just saved your nose.
Scorpio:
– Scorpio of the month: Drew Starkey
– Stay kind and open. Great things are about to come your way. Stay liberal and stay hopeful. The best is yet to come.
Sagittarius:
– Sagittarius of the month: Conan Gray
– Thinking about getting into the gym? Do it.
