#FYP – 20/5

Lucy HurleyIssue 6 / 57, #FYP1 year ago2 Views

Save or Splurge (Date Edition)
Save – Dinner Dates
  • A Classic (Or Overdone?).
  • Can be quite expenny.
  • Making reservations is annoying.
  • What if I don’t like the options on the menu?
Splurge – Picnic Dates
  • Prepare food together!
  • Take a camera with you for cute pics.
  • Lay and cuddle under the sun.
  • Chocolate covered strawberries!!!!
Roman Empire (Lucy’s Inner Monologue Edition)
  • Snakes are so fucking cool.
  • Why are all my assignments due on the same day?
  • Oh shit I know them. Run.
  • How many numbers do I know?
  • Axolotls
  • Why is my ex still stalking me on three different platforms?
  • Lizards are also very cool.
  • Why does nobody want to hear my reptile facts?
  • I still don’t know my lefts and rights.

Recipe

Butter Noodles

(I know how it sounds but hear me out this is PEAK depression snackage)

Ingredients:
  • Pasta, any pasta (as much as you like)
  • Butter (measure that shit with your heart)
  • Cheese (I prefer parmesan, but nobody can control what you do)
  • Salt + Pepper
Method:
  1. Boil the pasta with a lil bit of salt (if you can’t figure this out then I’m slightly concerned).
  2. While that’s cooking, chop up the butter into manageable-sized pieces, and grate the cheese (if that’s the direction you’re going in).
  3. Once the pasta is done, strain it.
  4. While the pasta is still hot, load it with the butter and cheese, and add some pepper.
  5. Give it a lil mix so everything melts and we don’t just have chunks of butter in our pasta.
  6. If you want some other toppings, be my guest. Go for some spring onion, or garlic powder- I don’t care.
  7. Eat it (preferably in a dark room while binge watching YouTube videos).

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