Crush of the Week

Megan Thee Stallion

Megan always eats when she cosplays, but when she posted herself as our blue-eyed glorious king Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen, I knew she had to be this issue’s crush. Also, if you ever happen to stumble on her TikTok, she’s actually pretty funny (and now my personal gym hype-woman); her workout videos are to die for, because why the hell is she training so hard? What does she know that we don’t…?

Don’t Quote Me

Tom Hardy

“I’m an actor. Of course i’ve had gay sex.”

Freddie Prinze Jr.

“It was a talking dog, you know what I mean?”

Brooke Shields

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Jaden Smith

“How can mirrors be real if our eyes are’nt real”