I wake up at 3am every morning because that’s when the stock market opens. For breakfast I crack 5 raw egg yolks into a cup and skull it before I smash out a 3.5k run. I save the egg whites for later. Then I’ll hit the gym to lift some weights to my strictly DnB or gangster rap playlist. Judge me all you want, but this is the music that hypes my gains. I also can never forget to drink my protein shake in order to help my gains. This is all completed before 5am. 

 

I have a shower, iron my shirt, spray my cologne and start my commute to the office. I stop into my favourite coffee shop where I grab a flat white in a takeaway cup. Even though I come here everyday, I don’t have a keep cup. I love to flirt with my barista while she makes my coffee because I know it’s the highlight of her day. Last week she asked me out on a date but I just don’t like her like that. Yeah, she’s crazy aye? 

 

When it comes to work, I show up whenever because I’m the most productive and achieve the best results out of everyone in my office. During work, I’m a different animal. I grind and get that work done. I move in silence, never let them know your next move. They don’t want to see me winning, but I persevere regardless. I usually stay at the office until around 7pm or until the boss invites me out for after work drinks. He always invites me because I know how to have a good time and also how to suss a bag within half an hour. Yes I know, I’m efficient. I’m just built differently. 

 

If I do end up finishing work before the sunset (highly unlikely) I might hit the gym again or head home to do some meal prep for the next 7 days. My go to? White rice, chicken breast and broccoli. My favourite podcast to listen to while I cook is either Joe Rogan or a self-improvement audiobook. To finish off another great day in Winner’s Land, I pop on my favourite movie, Wolf of Wall Street, while I cuddle the newest flavour of the week I met on Hinge. She is such a baddie. I will be so sad when I ghost and replace her next week…