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Maia Jones

How To Be A Safe Party Girl

‘Teens to twenties is the only time of life where your body functions well enough to party till 4am, then be present in your 9am lecture.’ Doing a little key and having a little line is all fun and games… until someone takes too much, and you all end up

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Columns
Dylan Jarrett

You Never Forget Your First – First Hangover

“I’m too fucked to drown myself in my work.” An annihilated Dylan sits in the light of the Ruakura McDonalds. The fluorescence pokes at my eyelids like a witch’s finger, wreaking all sorts of fucking havoc on my brain. What I remember – not a lot, and not anything I

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Columns
Lans McGall

How to Survive a Party as an Introvert

They tell you the best part about ‘study life’ is partying every night. While socialising yourself with your new Uni friends is important, it’s fucking hard. I’m sure we’ve all gotten ourselves into the situation where you agree to go to a party because you didn’t know how to say

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Columns
Nina Pacheco

What Your Drink Choice Says About You

Vodka: You’re hot, but you’re insane. You’re the type of person to show up to the function with a 1L Smirnoff bottle and just straight raw-dog the entire thing way too quickly then be confused about why you blacked out. Also, give the noise beers a rest, will you? RTDs:

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Columns
Nexus Mag

How to Party Like an Absolute Goddess 101

Step 1 – Get off from work at 6 pm in the evening absolutely famished – for a drink with your best friends, after dealing with rude and entitled customers all day. Fuelled with the fury of a thousand suns and determined to have a good time, you make your

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Columns
Nexus Mag

Red Flags VS Green Flags – Flat Party Edition

We’ve all been there. You walk into a flat party, only to realise there’s a horde of business students gathered around a dude trying to mix some shitty DnB on second-hand decks. That’s the point at which I turn around and find somewhere else to drink. Here’s a list to

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Columns
Sarah Smith

The Hunger Games does not need a stage adaptation

I fear we’ve missed the point. I fear the temptation of a cash-grab and readapting reliable IP has overshadowed the inherently anticapitalistic and rebellious themes of the original story. Aside from the fatigue of seeing so many remakes and beating so many dead horses, did no one stop to think

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Issue 4 / 58
Nexus Mag

Christopher Luxon’s Interview with Mike Hosking

Christopher Luxon’s interview with Mike Hosking on Tuesday the 25th of February has generated a lot of public attention, mainly as Luxon yet again avoided answering yes or no questions. Hosking initially asked Luxon about the government’s work in supporting the police to make progress on disrupting gang activity. However,

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Issue 4 / 58
Maia Jones

Sex Education Star Sentenced to 15 years

Sex Education Star sentenced to 15 years for attacking five victims. Actor Alexander Westwood has been convicted of 26 crimes against children and pupils attending his acting tuition. He has been jailed for sex offences, including raping a schoolgirl who attended his acting lessons. The 24-year-old is from Shropshire, has

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Issue 4 / 58
Dylan Jarrett

Fuck-Goff (Apparently)

Phil Goff has served as our High Commissioner to the U.K from 2022. Served in the past tense, as he was sacked from the job by Foreign Minister Winston Peters following Goff’s remark that “President Trump has restored the bust of Churchill to the oval office. But do you think

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