This The year is 2021, half the globe hasn’t been outside their room in 12 months and showers have become optional. I mean they always were optional, but shower frequency has certainly seen a dip. Smelly people no longer go out – they either can’t or they’ve forgotten how...
Town VS Flat Parties This I think it’s about the fourth time I’ve written one of these, but I feel like I need to hammer it home once and for all and make these cretins understand that town is the true king of the sesh. Some of you...
For Mullets Mullet. Let it sink in. Doesn’t it just make the hairs on your neck stand up? In a really aroused way? Some countries have national birds or national anthems, but New Zealand has a national haircut. You’ll hear from the everyday social observer that mullets are coming...
GAP YEAR Gaps are great. Some might have said the cute gap you had in your front teeth at age 5 was one, others would consider the land gap between Australia and New Zealand to be another, but the best gap of them all is the one you have...
COOKING FOR THE FLAT Food. Now that’s a topic I’m passionate about. And food I don’t have to put in effort to prepare? That’s even better. Cooking for the flat, and therefore having the flat cook for you in turn, is arguably the best trade deal in the history...
SPIRITS Beer, why would you drink it when you could just consume a loaf of bread? Think about it, both contain yeast, water, and grains as ingredients, if you consume too much beer you can’t drive yourself home, but smash back a loaf of bread and you’re still able...
This VS That Settle Down (And SAVE DAT MUNAAAAY . . . Kinda) We’ve all been peer pressured to go out and woken up with an empty bank account waaaaaaaaaay too many times. Don’t get me wrong, I also love to party, but living life on the bones of...
THIS VS THAT Raising Course Related Costs There are many good things in life, being the fourth user of a Netflix account you don’t pay for is definitely one. Another? Having a baby smile at you instead of crying like it does with everyone else (one of life’s greatest...
