QUARANTINE DIARIES As Jean-Paul Sartre once wrote “Hell is other people” and I am in heaven. I cannot tell you how long I have been in government-enforced isolation. Nor can I tell you how much longer it will be. It is not so different from my self-imposed isolation spanning...
QUARANTINE DIARIES So I have spent over a week in self-isolation and I am coping a lot better than I thought I would. I didn’t expect to be doing as well as I am. I am not insanely bored as I have things to entertain me such as watching...
REO TAUIRA For those of us who have the whārns withdrawals hard and are missing the weekly jam sessions, we’ve got you covered! Learn your words during the rāhui and you’ll get that front row Waiora spot for sure! We’ve compiled some staple anthems that you’d usually hear all...
SEX AND THE TRON Here’s what you can do if you’re… Extremely Single There’s two main paths you can really go down here. One is to feel like shit. Maybe you’re feeling super lonely and it’s getting you down. Maybe you’re still healing from something, obsessing over someone, or...
QUARANTINE DIARIES I have lost my mind. I have truly reached the height of insanity and depression. Maybe I should start writing Whelmed. submissions because I really am overwhelmed. The flow of Uni is nearly non-existent and yet assignments are rolling in. Classes are incoherent, my tutor didn’t even...
OVERSEAS CORRESPONDENT It’s early days, but like most Waikato based shit-posting pages, I’m quickly losing mana. As the lockdown cracks on, we’re catching up. Belfast might technically be in the UK, but at this point, our daily death rate isn’t anywhere near as spooky as the mainland; however, by...
THIS VS THAT READ THE BOOK When it comes to reading the book vs watching the movie, reading has to win hands down. If you want to actually do something with your life, that is. If your ultimate ambition is to veg out and burn through your brain cells...
QUARANTINE CHRONICLES I’m a person wired for novelty. Can’t stand doing the same routine two days in a row. Barely cook the same meal twice. Change up the alcohol I drink every weekend (or within the night. Like, 5 times minimum). So quarantine-induced Groundhog Day isn’t going so well;...
The sesh as we know it is on hold for now. We must be patient for the golden days to come back where you’d just get absolutely plastered with the lads. However, thanks to snapchat you can get absolutely maggoted by yourself. Unless you’re living under a rock you’ve...
Alright. Let’s take a good look at some facts. There is no way that tradies are better drinkers than uni students. Picking up a hammer doesn’t automatically make you this hard cunt who’s been drinking beer since he was 6 but it certainly makes you think you are. Look...
