So, you’ve found the love of your life (or you matched with someone on Hinge) and you’re struggling to think of interesting, exciting, unique ways to spend time with them. A Restaurant? Been done before. Netflix and Chill? Have some class. The Movies? Where’s the originality? Fear not, my useless
IT’S TIME! Start gearing up for one of the most anticipated seasons of the year—Hot Girl Summer! Here’s all the inspo you need to get in the spirit! Adventure Awaits! Forget about those freezing winter days, and instead embrace the sun! Slap on some SPF50 and go explore! Have
Umbrella Academy 8/10 I think we all need a reminder of what this show is about before we decide to commit ourselves to another season. The plot is basically just superheroes, conspiracy theories, and multiple reasons to cry. Defs Watch If: You’re sick of the same three comic/superhero brands pumping
Not News The Entire Nexus Team is Made Up of Lizard People: Confirmed?? When this Nexus Writer confronted her very fabulous Editor, Tehana De Klerk, about the possibility of her entire team being reptiles disguised as people, she gave the statement “To claim that any of the team are lizard
Crush of the Week The lil lizards in the carpark 🙂 Imagine you’re walking from the main carpark at uni towards the cafes and shops and stuff. Obviously, you’re going to be in a less-than-optimal mood because you arrived later than 9am so you had to park in Timbuktu and
I just finished Season 3 of Bridgerton, and I HAVE NOTES. From now on, I will only be accepting scandalous gossip if it is delivered to me via eloquent whispers. I also require a ballgown, a fan, and a leisurely-paced promenade with a moody Viscount. Welcome to the world of
Who’s Singing the Theme Song? A) Jack Harlow B) Beach Bunny C) BTS D) SZA What Genre Is It? A) Comedy B) Soap Opera C) Drama D) A Lil Mix of Everything Who’s Playing Your Love Interest? A) Sydney Sweeney B) Zendaya C) Timothee Chalamet D) Austin Butler
Aquarius Somebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy. Pisces You will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well. Aries Being “blunt” isn’t a personality trait. It’s kinda mean x (Love from – Everybody Around You) Taurus
Everyone sucks. Everything sucks. Life is the worst because I share this planet with complete idiots and the world for some reason doesn’t seem to revolve around me. Segues are hard. The point I was clearly not making any attempt to frame previously is that I managed to fix EVERYTHING
The Portal Lithuanian artist, Benediktas Gylys, decided that Dublin and New York needed to have a 24/7 facetime device. I truly don’t understand the reasoning behind it, but that’s kinda cool I guess. People, however, don’t know how to act. Surprisingly, the Irish are the ones getting in the most