Jared Ipsen

Small Town Short News – 9 May

Look, sometimes there just isn’t that much small town short news, alright? It isn’t every week that someone makes a bonfire out of shit, or the clock in Te Kuiti stops working. Sometimes it’s just gonna be people talking about the weather, and you’re just gonna have to accept...

Last Wiki This Wiki – 9 May

You know, I’m starting to think that our relationship is becoming toxic. I do so much for you, and what do I get in return? I read a 140 page legal document for you. I watched a two and a half hour Council meeting for you, just so I...

Interview: @arisealumni on ARISE, abuse, and memes

Fair warning: this piece contains discussion of abuse. Tread lightly. See the bottom of this story for resources x It was only a few short weeks ago when journalist David Farrier first broke the story of a long held open secret – ARISE Church are using teenagers to provide...

Small Town Short News – 2 May

Farmers in the Waikato are worried after several fall  were found at properties in Tamahere. The pest insects, known by moth nerds as spodoptera frugiperda, are known for the speed in which they destroy crops in the later stages of their lifecycle, and have been observed travelling distances of...

Last Wiki This Wiki – 2 May

Sure, you can read any of the other weekly headline sum-ups if you like – but where else would you find such raw, in depth analysis, such biassed and opinionated takes, such a beautiful grasp on the English language, such hilarious quips, and barely any coverage of the actual...

Full exposure: QUALMS

In true Music Month tradition, I wanted to feature a band that’s near and dear to our hearts. A face that may seem familiar, Qualms is a band containing our very own Jared Ipsen of Nexus News fame. Sitting down with his band, we wanted to get a better...

Mid-semester break update – 21 April 2022

While you’re on break doing whatever it is that you do (vaping and watching Netflix) we’ve been hard at work, reading the news so you don’t have to.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Nexus Media (@nexusmedia_nz) Aotearoa’s Director-General of Health, Ashley Bloomfield, has...

Small Town Short News – 11 April 2022

Yesterday I was at the bus stop when I looked over and saw someone reading Small Town Short News. I wonder what they were thinking – did they love it? Did they hate it? Were they dreaming of stretching their cramped legs in endless seas of perennial ryegrass? Were...

Last Week This Week – 11 April 2022

Ahh, April – the days are getting darker, the air is growing colder, and the fog is starting to penetrate every part of our mind, body and soul until we, too, are a grey mass of dampness. Don’t you love Autumn? Anyway, here’s some news I guess:   View...

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