Single Sentence Reviews – Issue 9
Bridgerton – Netflix Series
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5
Just think, Downton Abbey but with sex scenes that are backed with classical rendtions of Taylor Swift and Billie Eillish tracks. Exquisite.
Predestination – Movie
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5
So you’re telling me that Ethan Hawke slept with himself but also falls in love… with himself?
Watties Baked Beanz with Sausages
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5
I don’t care how much meat, or lack of, is in the little sausages. Shit slaps.
Ooooky Spooky Scores to Study to – Spotify Playlist
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5
The ads in between every song really kill the mood from “tense” to “fuck off”. Side note should add “Carmina Burana: O Fortuna” to it.