I have been sitting at my computer for two days with absolutely no progress. I have written so many first sentences and paragraphs, but I can’t seem to finish them! So, I decided to add all of my starters here for two reasons: one, you can decide which piece you would actually read (keep an eye out for an Instagram poll), and two, if nobody knows what the poll is about and they don’t respond to it, I’ll know that you lot just skip my editorial (which might make me cry). 

Option 1:

Do you guys agree that power-scaling between different universes is totally bullshit? Like, if someone told me that Satoru Gojo could beat Goku, I think I would cry because what?? 

Option 2:

I recently found out through TikTok that the word “bop” is no longer associated with a really good song. Sure, you can still use it for that, but now it has another meaning, and it’s not a pleasant one…

Option 3:

Do you guys ever get scared about what your digital footprint is going to look like? Like, imagine you get famous, and all of a sudden people find out that it was YOU that started Drarry fanfiction (and you will be held accountable because what the fuck), or that you had a BTS stan Instagram account called ‘jungkooksleftpinkytoe”. 

Option 4:

I was recently thinking about how awful it is when you’re in a conversation and can’t think of anything to say. So, in order to make sure you are adding value to your social circles, here are a few random conversation starters I’ve learned over the years that may either be terribly outdated or just plain stupid:

Option 5:

Do you guys ever think about how cool it would be if your dreams were actually glimpse into the lives of your multiverse-selves? Shoutout to Doctor Strange 2 for that idea (you were a shit movie but go off).

Surely you guys pick one of these. If you don’t, I will give up :((

[I have paused XO Kitty after pausing The Nanny, Naruto, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, and Battlestar Galactica in favour of NOTHING. I’ve rewatched a few episodes of Gilmore Girls and The Regular Show, but those are my mealtime entertainment shows, so they don’t count. I quite literally spent my mid-term break watching Harry Potter (it’s not a tv show so it doesn’t count after XO Kitty), football, and ATEEZ at Coachella.]