Issue 05 – Vol 58.
Frankton In Flames
Following the fire that swept through a Frankton Panel-Beater & WOF shop on Monday, the tenth of March, Detective Seargeant Matt Lee has put out...
Musk’s Little Bitch
Trump proves once again that he’s Elon’s bitch on a leash by doing an ad for him. This week Trump did a controversial showcase of...
THESIS – Middle-Aged White Man Outraged with David Seymour
After the mid trimester break Nexus will be ditching feature news for a new concept called Thesis where we take a more in depth and...
How To Stay Friends With Your Flatmates
It’s a new year: you’ve managed to find some decent friends and rallied them together to find a flat. Fuck, now what? The trials and...
Political Ideologies as Flatmates
So, you’re new to flatting? Well, here’s an archetype guide no-one asked for. NIHILISM Nihilism won’t pay rent cos “nothing matters”. Or clean. Or tidy....
How To Be A Bad Flatmate
MAKE TRASH THE ART TO YOUR INNER PICASSO Flatmate a good cunt? Then you gotta treat them with a taster of your beautiful magnum opus...
Missing Milk
Living in close quarters with other people is a strange experience; you have the personality of a grandma, party animal, sensible soccer mum, and toddler...
Don’t Be A Dick: Advice on Resolving Flatmate Conflict
One of the major issues that you might come across while flatting is resolving arguments with your flatmates. Whether that’s who should’ve done the dishes...
Housing Lessons From Singapore, Can Aotearoa Learn From Them?
A house is not just a place to crash after a long day, it’s security, stability, and the foundation of a thriving community. It’s where...
My Flatmate From Hell
If you want to complain about your flatmate not doing their dishes, having people over too late, or being loud getting ready for work early...
Presidents’ Column – Guide to a Good Flat
For first year students living in the halls, flatting is an exciting prospect—offering freedom, independence, and a break from structured living. But many approach with...
Sports Centre – Issue 05 Vol. 58
An Existential Crisis On Sports If you’ve ever had a conversation with Raff, you’ll know very quickly you start to question your morals. I was...