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Nexus: Okay, we’re on the record now. Can you please introduce yourself?
Andrew: Whats up. I’m Andrew and I’m from the United States.
Nexus: Um, can you describe the scene right now?
Andrew: Crazy. It’s like paparazzi right now.
Nexus: Where are we and what’s happening?
Andrew: We’re here on the green of Orchard Park, surrounded by orange trees and mullets. Getting this mullet cut.
Nexus: It’s almost poetic, isn’t it? Um, how have you prepared yourself for this moment.
Andrew: I spent about two hours, laying in my hammock, reading, prior mullets of the week. And uh, trying to find some pictures on google.
Nexus: How do you expect the journey ahead to go?
Andrew: I can’t wait to see the reactions of people. Jordan and Nelson were my inspiration so hopefully like that.
Nexus: Do you see many mullets where you come from?
Andrew: Hell no. No. When I came to New Zealand I laughed my ass off, cause I saw people with mullets.
Nexus: Oh, so you’ve seen a few mullets here in New Zealand?
Andrew: Yeah a few.
Nexus: What kind of mullets have you seen?
Andrew: Some mean as mullets, choice as.
Nexus: Do you have any words of advice for people considering mullets?
Andrew: Just fucking do it. I don’t know, just do it. It’s hair. It grows back in like two weeks anyway.
Nexus: Excellent. What are your hair plans once you get the mullet?
Andrew: I’m gonna put some sick silver ferns on the sides. That’s it, let it grow. Can;’t wait for my parents to see it.
Nexus: Anyone you’d like to thank.
Andrew: Just Jordan, Nelson. The Warehouse for the clippers.