As someone who says the pledge of allegiance at the crack of dawn whilst blushing at my bald eagle poster, I AM SO GLAD TRUMP REVEALED THAT THOSE SCARY FILES DONT EXIST! I’m so happy I supported the beautiful bill. 

Alright but in all seriousness, I think everyone with all political views can agree that’s some insane bullshit. I mean from the fact the man’s jail tape has a minute missing, the government themselves UNDER TRUMP were doing a whole big reveal event a while ago, and that this denial only began after Elon called out Trump. I think it’s safe to say big man is lying again. 

Also, off topic but HOW THE FUCK DID DIDDY’S LAWYER GET THAT MAN OFF WITH ONLY 3 CHARGES that man’s some actual Saul Goodman wtf.