Crush of the Week

Heartthrob of the week: Andrew Scott 

You may know him as the priest from fleabag or the best dressed at every award show! This man is potentially my favourite Irish actor too, which IFYKYK, is a big call considering just how many beautiful male actors seem to be coming from that country! He’s 47 (TBH I thought he was 33 tops), gay, single, and apparently the biggest Swiftie on Earth. Dreamboat.

Quotes and Translations

Love Island Edition 
 

“Are you on job today boys?” 

Translation: Are you going to hit on any women?  

 

“I think I’ve just been pied.” 

Translation: Dumped for someone else. 

 

“All my eggs are in your basket” 

Translation: Not interested in anyone else. 

I’m going to get grafting” 

Translation: work hard to win them over. 

 

“They are really laying it factor 50” 

Translation: Putting it on you a bit too much. 

 

“I feel like a proper melt” 

Translation: actually likes the person.  

 

“I just feel so mugged off” 

Translation: done dirty, disrespected.

Top 10

‘Ins’ For Winter  
  1. Men in crop tops in trending, but men in cropped sweaters is equally as *chefs kiss*. 
  2. The Bear Season 3! Out on the 27th of June!!! 
  3. Soup. So underrated, so wholesome. 
  4. The Arctic Monkeys. Sounds so good on a cold day whilst it rains out the window. 
  5. Leg warmers! So cute and effective. 
  6. Mulled wine! Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it. 
  7. Hibernating- best way not to have a big weekend. 
  8. Bubble baths (bonus points if you use a lush bath bomb!)  
  9. Cold plunges in the sea! Essentially as effective as an ice bath!  
  10. Cheesy chips. Heaven on earth!