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Entertainment – 2/09

Entertainment – 2/09

Tehana De KlerkIssue 10/57, Entertainment1 year ago3 Views

Crush of the Week

Jensen Ackles

There’s a 99% chance this beautiful man showed up in one of our 2022 issues… but it’s 2024 now so we don’t care! You are barking mad if you don’t think that this man is the ultimate DILF. And guess what? He has always been hot. Younger Jensen Ackles? Ugh, so pretty. Dean Winchester? Lock me up. Soldier Boy? A dickhead for sure, but HOT DAMN!

Oh, and he’s also in a band <3

“He so fine he makes you wanna say some dumbass phrases like holy guacamole.”

“autistic and never had sex i’m gonna neuro die virgin.”

“Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin.”

“i love big thighs.”

Top 10

Slasher Sequels/Remakes That Are Worth Watching

Scream 4 (2011) – Jill Roberts was the most successful Ghostface, period.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) – A well-written remake that clearly shows its appreciation for its origins.
Halloween Kills (2021) – One of the most intense and brutal sequels out there. Michael Myers is THE slasher villain.
Pearl (2022) – Standard A24-esque film with a dash of psycho-killer. This is technically a prequel but shh.
Evil Dead (2013) – Is this really slasher? Well, there’s a whole lot of gore and killings. For first time watchers, it might make your list for best horror.

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) – Okay, just hear us out. It’s not your best slasher flick, but it brings together two of the coolest slasher villains. It’s a good laugh, and overall, just vibes.
Scream VI (2023) – The 2022 requel was… okay, but it’s 2023 sequel made up for it with its killings. The Ghostface reveal wasn’t the best though.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – One of the better remakes out there, but feel free to tell us we’re wrong.
Sorority Row (2009) – Honestly chucking this in because Google said so. Let us know how it goes?
Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021) – As far as Netflix films go, this trilogy was unexpectedly amazing. Part Two gave us a brilliant plot and even more brilliant killings.