Nexus Breaks the News – 02/03/26
Wellington resident’s toilet explodes, shit literally hits the fan If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard about a toilet or sewage exploding this week, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice. Looks like Wellington has extremely big, shit flavoured fish to fry. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor gets arrested, then quickly released What’s the point in arresting him if he has almost complete […]
Nexus Breaks The News – Issue 18 2025
HURL HURRELL TO HELL Fonterra big boss – and I say big with zero exaggeration, look at the guy – Miles Hurrell made it clear that the cost of butter is not something he intends to do anything about… In long words, this means that Fonterra will continue to talk big chops about how the […]
Breaks The News
Fake News Oasis is back together, and they will be doing revival tour with BTS Okay, this is half true! I’m worried the youth of today won’t give Oasis the love they deserve, so maybe if they hit the huge BTS fanbase, they could be selling out a worldwide stadium tour. Marketing innit. Underground metro to […]
Nexus Breaks the News – 5/8
Not News The Entire Nexus Team is Made Up of Lizard People: Confirmed?? When this Nexus Writer confronted her very fabulous Editor, Tehana De Klerk, about the possibility of her entire team being reptiles disguised as people, she gave the statement “To claim that any of the team are lizard people would be entirely false […]