Issue 15 / 58
Riley Hunt

Jeffrey Epstein Files Don’t Exist?

As someone who says the pledge of allegiance at the crack of dawn whilst blushing at my bald eagle poster, I AM SO GLAD TRUMP REVEALED THAT THOSE SCARY FILES DONT EXIST! I’m so happy I supported the beautiful bill.  Alright but in all seriousness, I think everyone with all

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Musk’s Little Bitch

Trump proves once again that he’s Elon’s bitch on a leash by doing an ad for him. This week Trump did a controversial showcase of Tesla cars in front of the white house. This move is seen by some as an infomercial for our lord and saviour Elon musk’s car

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Columns
Riley Hunt

How To Be A Bad Flatmate

MAKE TRASH THE ART TO YOUR INNER PICASSO Flatmate a good cunt? Then you gotta treat them with a taster of your beautiful magnum opus – Trash: That’s not a living space, it’s your canvas. Why simply take out the bins when you can use them to create a dynamic,

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Issue 7 / 58
Riley Hunt

Sports Centre – Issue 07 Vol. 58

Darts Prodigy Discovered At The Don Wake up, babe. Hamilton’s newest star athlete just dropped. Waikato University student Ruby Tocker has been advised to surrender her dream of becoming a historian in favour of another pursuit: professional dart-throwing. This suggestion came from a talent scout who saw Tocker triumph in

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