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Wellington resident’s toilet explodes, shit literally hits the fan  If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard about a toilet or sewage exploding this week, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice. Looks

Columns1 week ago

I received the text that toppled my world in the early hours of August 28th, 2025. Wrapped in a blanket and clutching the bear he’d bought me, I read the unwelcome words over

Poetry5 months ago

“The Anonymous Collection” Girl so pretty she cut her face offBased on a true story of a 70s London punk rocker. People saw this girl they never knewAnd believed the

Columns7 months ago

Let’s be real: cumming isn’t everything. While it’s often painted as the end goal of sex, a spasmodic moment of ecstasy, or on the crusty sock in your brother’s room,