issue 23 / 58
Dylan Jarrett

(national is) CRUNCHING OUR NUMBERS

The economy is a daunting thing for most people, not only are econ majors usually really, blood-boilingly insufferable, but the big wigs running the show love dressing up what’s going on in smoke and mirrors that make the whole thing seem like some calculated circus act: There are ups and

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issue 22/58
Dylan Jarrett

NEXUS BREAKS THE NEWS 

OOPS, ALL PEDOPHILES  Following multiple statements from the Trump admin calling the Wall Street Journal’s accusation of a lewd letter exchanged between the President and Jeffrey Epstein ‘libelous!’, the estate of the Legitimate Suicide Victim and New York Financier provided the US congress with Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’, subtitled: “CHECK OUT

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issue 22/58
Dylan Jarrett

Tamaki’s big London holiday!

During Tommy Robinson’s London ‘Unite the Kingdom’ ‘Free Speech’ rally on Sunday, amid showcases of flags featuring America’s Don’t Tread on Me flag, songs calling for Palestine to be shoved up the arse, and hope for a 1776 style revolution, the British anti-immigration rally platformed Aotearoa New Zealand’s very own

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issue 22/58
Dylan Jarrett

A WIGNAT WALKABOUT  

On August 31st, across Australia, something like fifty-two thousand pairs of feet, according to some estimates, come marching out onto the streets, toting the southern cross and their blue, whites and reds. (not to be confused with America’s patented Red, White and Blue) In Melbourne, people from all walks of

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Issue 21 / 58
Dylan Jarrett

Poems

“The Anonymous Collection” Girl so pretty she cut her face offBased on a true story of a 70s London punk rocker. People saw this girl they never knewAnd believed the fable of venus ever trueShe sat upon a table of heathens from every viewAnd prayed Aphrodite would birth her anew

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Features
Dylan Jarrett

REST, RAJAB

Hind Rajab was five years old when she, after witnessing the killings of six of her family members, was herself murdered by members of the IDF on the 24th of January 2024. This – if anything – should have been the line; Hind’s story should have inspired some sort of

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Issue 18 / 58
Dylan Jarrett

Nexus Breaks The News – Issue 18 2025

HURL HURRELL TO HELL  Fonterra big boss – and I say big with zero exaggeration, look at the guy – Miles Hurrell made it clear that the cost of butter is not something he intends to do anything about… In long words, this means that Fonterra will continue to talk

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Editorial
Dylan Jarrett

Editorial – Issue 17 2025

When Toby asked me if I’d like to write the editorial for a ‘newspaper’ theme, my first thought – and words – were ‘Yea, sure.’ And then once I’d left the office and was halfway down the motorway, I was thinking to myself…  What the fuck will that look like?

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Features
Dylan Jarrett

The Department of Information 

Noah: A few mates making documentaries on things we’re interested in.  Noah: Louis and I met at uni. Gryffin’s my cousin.  Louis: We were all helping out at 95bFM and John Campbell came in one evening to give a talk. He told everyone off for only speaking with pundits, politicians

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Issue 16 / 58
Dylan Jarrett

Sports Centre – Issue 16

Top 5 Athletes with Criminal Pasts 5. CHRIS BENOIT Ruby really wanted me to put this guy on here, but she already wrote a whole thing about him, and the WWE is a fake sport anyways. 4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS 4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS It would be hard to get

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