Bro, I went to Kmart and I stood right in front of the checkout so that I wouldn’t steal because I’ve got a bad stealing problem when it comes to Kmart. Like, nowhere else I will steal. In Kmart, I will steal. 

Tell me why I accidentally walked out with this. I didn’t even want it. I was I picked it up It just completely lost like crossing my mind and then I was walking out and I realized. 

I wasn’t about to turn around. I was… I…  So I’ve just relapsed on my stealing addiction. God. 

It’s just… Jesus.