10. THE WARRIORS

Don’t listen to anyone who said this year was our year. Next year is definitely our year.

9. HARRISON BUTKER

Last year, the Kansas place kicker spewed awful right-wing role of the woman shit, at a graduation speech. But if anything, he keeps doubling down on it. And if you are going to be a horrible human being, at least be a linebacker.

8. DANA WHITE

Believes Donald Trump is the best President in his lifetime. He also believes the UFC is drug-free.

7. LANCE STROLL

If you keep up with F1, you know Lance Stroll’s 2025 season has sucked. His qualifying pace is poor, he is constantly injured, and he can’t outrace his teammate. If you don’t keep up with F1… He’s a nepo baby.

6. SCOTT “RAZOR” ROBERTSON

Remember when people said it was a mistake to appoint Ian Forster because it meant Scott Robertson could leave. I would make that deal today.

5. TRAVIS KELCE

Nexus Designer Filly wanted this to be because of Taylor Swift, but the truth is he lost a Super Bowl and he may not be the best NFL Player in his family, let alone the country.

4. RILEY GAINES

People think of Riley Gaines as an Anti-Trans Athlete activist. In reality she finished 5th equal with a transgender women at a State level. So she is less of an athlete and more of a hater. Also ,she needs to take Simone Biles name out of her god damn mouth.

3. BEN STOKES

Has been bitching about match fines all year to anyone who listen. Bowl faster and shut up.

2. ANGEL REECE

Last year, she was deluded enough to think she was on Caitlin’s level. Turns out she is just deluded.

1. THE ALL BLACKS

Hahahaha