10. ALTER EGO
(LISA)

It’s hard to break out solo from such a big band, and Lisa certainly has the vocals for it. This album just isn’t the one. Rockstar is a banger, Elastigirl got it on this list.

9. AMERICAN HEART
(BENSON BONE)

This man really needs to just stop. He’s only good at doing covers. Please, please stop assaulting our ears.

8. JACKBOYS 2
(TRAVIS SCOTT)

It was really overhyped, is not a bad album just a little disappointing. Also 21 Savage ruin what could have been one of the best Travis Scott songs in history.

7. VIRGIN
(LORDE)

Not one person wants to see an x-ray of your pelvis babe, literally no one asked for that.

6. IN THE PERFECT WORLD
(KANYE WEST)

“I miss the old Kanye, straight from the ‘Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye.”

5. SWAG 1-2
(JUSTIN BIEBER)

It’s called Swag. Nope.

4. YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT, KID (ALEX WARREN)

My man is in 2010, singing in cursive and getting vocally outdone by every artist he collabs with. And yes, we know we’re assholes for putting an album about grief so high on the Worst Of list.

3. MAYHEM
(LADY GAGA)

Listened to this whole album on release, and writing this review I couldn’t remember a single song on their besides Abracadabra. It’s not awful, it just wasn’t Gaga-good. The recessions been hitting, please Gaga we need you!

2. MAN’S BEST FRIEND (SABRINA CARPENTER)

The same music from her last album repackaged into the world’s slightest variation of songs.

1. BITE ME (Reneé Rapp)

Really wasted her voice by making a hyper-pop album with zero ballads. #SnowAngelTruther.