10. Sneaking in underage – Just wait your turn kid
9. Too steamed – Entry level. A familiar favourite.
8. Too old – There’s something a little bit sneaky about you wanting to get into the Outback grandad
7. Attempting to scrap a bouncer – Brave, yet foolish my old friend
6. Incorrect kit – I salute anyone trying to get in to town in jandals
5. Vaping inside – It’s like smoking inside’s less cool brother. Nothing that’s mango flavoured will ever be cool.
4. Smashing bottles – HAHA bottle make loud and go smash!
3. Smoking a dart inside – It’s everybody’s air, luckily you’re not a damn communist
2. Washing off your first X and being recognised again – Only for the real outlaws
1. Pissing in the mosh- Expert level, do not attempt unless you have maxed out your stealth stat