Top 10 people to replace Simon Bridges
10. Mike Hosking – lesh GO
9. Mark Richardson – he would hit Labour for six
8. Sir Peter Jackson – LOTR will then be taught in schools
7. Richie Mccaw – quite literally fit for the job
6. Sir John Key – just want John back :’(
5. Christopher Luxon – former Air NZ CEO, pretty good man for the job I say
4. Judith Collins – mmm Crusher Collins, she’d be good for it
3. Paula Bennett – yep, she’s as sharp as a stick
2. Neil fucking Wagner – imagine him just bowling bouncers at Cindy all day
1. SBW – The man will probably do anything now that he’s washed up
