Top 10

New Zealand Foods

10. Anything from House
Easy on the wallet but you don’t look interesting by posting it on Instagram week in week out.
9. WSU’s free snags
Comfort in the trying times of university.
8. Mav’s you broke out of quarantine to get
The forbidden nectar.
7. Fruber
Cheap, greasy, reliable.
6. My mum’s ANZAC biscuits
They’re better than your mum’s.
5. Over caught Paua
The secret ingredient is crime, crime and environmental degradation.
4. That exaggerated snapper
Keep lying about how big it was king, you’ll win her back someday.
3. Matt Jordan’s brisket
He’s literally just grillin’ and piss sinkin’.
2. The family cow
Your parents lied to you, but oh the lies taste so sweet.
1. Gareth Morgan’s mystery meat
Meow.
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