Horoscopes – 8/07
Aquarius Somebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy. Pisces You will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well. Aries Being “blunt” isn’t a personality trait. It’s kinda mean x (Love from – Everybody Around You) Taurus STRONK BOYE – You’ve been […]
Reviews – 8/07
H2O: Just Add Water 8/10 You know what? Maybe being a mermaid is fun and all, but I could never imagine not being able to relieve myself while standing in the shower. It is so satisfying when warm water comes from both ends. I apologise for the disgusting description, but with all good intentions, would […]
Editorial – 8/07
As I was writing this, the waves of Kamala beach were crashing in front of me, and I was torn between abandoning Nexus, and keeping my job (just kidding… kind of!). The water was so clear, and the weather was finally nice and sunny. I could have been swimming that day (and getting knocked on […]
Nexus Explains The News – 8/07
Auckland Surf Park: A New Wave for New Zealand Surfing New Zealand’s surfing scene is riding a new wave of excitement with the official confirmation of the country’s first surf park. Olympic surfer Billy Stairmand described the launch of the Auckland Surf Park as a “massive game-changer” for the sport. Located on a 46-hectare parcel […]
Sports Centre – 8/07
The All Blacks: Comeback or Washed? Last week, the first All Blacks team of 2024 was unveiled, signifying the beginning of a new era for the national team under former Crusaders’ coach Scott Robertson. The team selection has been met with a mix of reviews, ranging from criticism about certain snubs as well as praise. […]
Entertainment – 8/07
Crush of the Week Heartthrob of the week: Andrew Scott You may know him as the priest from fleabag or the best dressed at every award show! This man is potentially my favourite Irish actor too, which IFYKYK, is a big call considering just how many beautiful male actors seem to be coming from that […]
Horoscopes – 20/5
Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink. Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller. Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she got her beauty from”. It’s not funny. It screams mommy issues. Cancer How’s that partner of yours doing? Are they being manipulated yet? Leo It […]
Horoscopes – 6/5
Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot. Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s dated far too many of you cold lovers, a little comeback would help our egos. Gemini I really feel like you guys would benefit from […]
Horoscopes – 8/4
Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries: “They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.” Taurus: “Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.” Gemini: “Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.” Cancer: “Mood swings that make the weather jealous.” Leo: “King of the jungle… and the drama.” Virgo: “Perfectionist to the point […]
Sports Centre – 20/5
Record-Breaking Champions of England? At the time you’re reading this, the 2023/24 Premier League season will be over, and the team going home with the title will either be Manchester City, or Arsenal. While we can’t predict the future, we can lay down the facts so that whatever victory has come may be a little […]