Reviews – 2/09
Music – Short and Sweet (Sabrina Carpenter) 10/10 Sabrina Carpenter’s latest album ‘Short and Sweet’ is essentially an ovulation album. It’s incredibly horny but still delivered with class. It’s as if she channelled hormonal surge into these tracks, delivering pop bangers and ballads with equal flair. From soaring choruses to introspective moments, the album navigates […]
Entertainment – 2/09
Crush of the Week Jensen Ackles There’s a 99% chance this beautiful man showed up in one of our 2022 issues… but it’s 2024 now so we don’t care! You are barking mad if you don’t think that this man is the ultimate DILF. And guess what? He has always been hot. Younger Jensen Ackles? […]
Breaks The News
Fake News Oasis is back together, and they will be doing revival tour with BTS Okay, this is half true! I’m worried the youth of today won’t give Oasis the love they deserve, so maybe if they hit the huge BTS fanbase, they could be selling out a worldwide stadium tour. Marketing innit. Underground metro to […]
News – 2/09
Bratty Summer as a President Former Prime Minister and out-of-work DJ Jacinda Ardern recently joined Oprah, The Obama’s, Megan Thee Stallion and Charlie XCX in endorsing Kamala Harris as she officially became the Democratic nominee last week. Recent polling even had her within the margin or error in Texas and North Carolina which may […]
Editorial – 2/09
We’re back! Happy September everyone- I hope you’re ready to get on with the rest of the semester and kick ass with the rest of your uni work. I want to use this space for two things, and I’ll start with a little how-to guide on staying on your game for the remainder of this […]
Reviews – 5/8
Umbrella Academy 8/10 I think we all need a reminder of what this show is about before we decide to commit ourselves to another season. The plot is basically just superheroes, conspiracy theories, and multiple reasons to cry. Defs Watch If: You’re sick of the same three comic/superhero brands pumping more movies. You like dark […]
Horoscopes – 5/8
Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing. Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship. Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out of boredom needs to be tested for a case study. Just don’t do that. Cancer: You are seeking balance in your life. This is your […]
Entertainment – 5/8
Crush of the Week Laios Touden Back at it again with another golden retriever himbo – Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi aka Delicious in Dungeon. Despite his bluntness, Laios is fully aware and respectful of other people’s opinions and boundaries… until food is in the discussion. His enthusiasm for delicious delicacies in the dungeon […]
The Big Interview With Natassja
I recently had the pleasure of chatting with the multitalented Hamilton-based singer Natassja, who released her first official music video last month for her latest song. We spoke about all things music, 2024, and ‘Missing Socks’. Who is Natassja? Kia Ora! As you know, my name’s Natassja. I’m an indie pop singer-songwriter based in […]
Nexus Breaks the News – 5/8
Not News The Entire Nexus Team is Made Up of Lizard People: Confirmed?? When this Nexus Writer confronted her very fabulous Editor, Tehana De Klerk, about the possibility of her entire team being reptiles disguised as people, she gave the statement “To claim that any of the team are lizard people would be entirely false […]