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Nexus Informally Interviews New Conservative Via Facebook Messenger

On Wednesday morning, a dusty Josh Umbers saw that one of his mates had sent a troll message to the New Conservative Party. Given that it was the morning after the new community transmission cases were announced, he thought he would try and push his luck to get some outlandish answers. See the screenshots below and let us know what you think about the words and opinions on display. Do you think you’ll still be voting for New Conservative if you were planning on it?

This is where it begins, poking a bit of American politics chat at the party which seems to be a carbon copy of the Republicans
Quick to attack and dismiss facts resulted in Josh losing his marbles
Call them out about their source, or hit em’ where it hurts
New tactic, play dumb.
I don’t know how, but he got whoever is running the account to make a comparison to World War II propaganda tactics
Is this where they’ve realized how crook some of the stuff they’ve said is? Might be the smell of regret.
Game over.
Round 2 on another account, hit with an instant ban.

Give it a shot yourself, and let us know how you get on.

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