
Better Bus Services on the cards for Cambridge
You read that right, Cambridge’s population – which consists entirely of people over the age of 70 – will finally be seeing better bus services that will more efficiently shuttle them between their retirement homes and the horse races.
CHRIS BISHOP REBUFFS PLEAS TO SLOW DOWN FAST-TRACK PROJECTS
I mean, just look at him. Take a deep and long look into Chris Bishop’s eyes, then ask yourself… Do you think he learnt that No means No in Highschool?
ARE ‘RIDE AND SLIDES’ THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE IN FIJI?
According to one Waikato Times writer, they are! If you ask me, I’d tell you to ask someone else; I don’t even have a passport.
Christopher Luxon and Winston Peters are ‘EATING EACHOTHER’
At least that’s what former Prime Minister Helen Clark says. Look, as an avid Vore enthusiast myself, I’m just happy to see some representation in parliament.