POSH PROBLEMS
A sudden surge in a specific Lake Weed at Lake Karapiro threatens the region’s oft-held rowing events, which is a big concern for the most out of touch and annoying rich assholes that you know.
AT LEAST THEY’VE GOT SOMETHING RIGHT, RIGHT?
The Waikato region has once again proven to have the best cancer treatment times in the country, with 96.2% of patients receiving their treatment within a month of deciding to treat it.
When asked how this was possible considering staff shortages, Waikato Hospital’s chief of staff said, “Well, we just focus very hard on the Cancer patients and ignore the people dying in our emergency room toilets.”
ALL GOOD IF NOT
Labour has promised that IF elected in November, they MAY write off 10% of SOME student loan balances.
#FREETHENIP
A heated debate has begin to ferment on certain parts of social media, asking whether shirt buttons are sexist. The answer? Of course they are, further proving my theory that we should all run around with our nipples out.
