Over enthusiastic conductor sends $2m violin flying:
Why the fuck was someone playing a violin that was worth $2m in the first place?? This seems like an entirely preventable incident. Was it made of gold or something?
Video of Prince Louis on holiday released to celebrate 8th birthday:
It’s good to know that no matter who your parents are, they will be making an embarrassing video of you to post on Facebook. “That’s one for the 21st!”
Autistic superfan sheds tears of joy over meeting Patty Gower:
I had to message Dylan to ask if I should take the piss out of Patty Gower or compliment him, and the verdict was “to do whatever I want.” In conclusion, I love that this guy got to meet his hero. We should all meet our heroes.
Not-Newsmaker of the week:
Drake, for installing a gigantic ice block installation in Toronto, prompting firefighters to melt it with warm water. The firefighters are the real idiots here tbh. Do they not realise that ice literally melts?
