Aries – Someone’s doing rituals to get your attention late at night in their bedroom, so maybe figure out who it is in case they make a voodoo doll and you find yourself having sharp pains in your chest at random times throughout the day.
Taurus – You don’t have to save all of your stickers for a special occasion. There is no special occasion. Just use the stickers. Commit to it.
Gemini – Stop overthinking every little thing that happens in your day, not only are you stressing yourself out, you’re stressing everyone else out too. Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat.
Cancer – I think your life would have a little bit more whimsy in it if you put multi-coloured balloons in your bedroom. I mean, doesn’t that just sound like something that’ll add a little extra fun into your life?
Leo – The stars have told me that you crave something deep in your soul. Is it chicken nuggets from Wendy’s? You deserve some of those as a study snack.
Virgo – Your best friend misses you, so you should go and see them, have a weekend long sleepover and talk shit the whole entire time. Also they might need to borrow fifty bucks.
Libra – You know what you should do this weekend? Go down to the nearest animal shelter and adopt something. Doesn’t matter what size it is, but if you only get a damn goldfish, bad karma will follow you for a month.
Scorpio – Challenge someone to an arm wrestling match, and if you win, they have to buy you a drink. Make sure it’s right before you go out on the town so you can scam a good cocktail out of them.
Sagittarius – No matter what’s breathing down your neck, put life on pause and have a self-care night with your favourite show and lots of snacks. Just don’t forget about that assignment you have due.
Capricorn – Beware of the next person you see wearing a green shirt, they have some intentions you don’t know about, so hide your snacks in case they steal them.
Aquarius – Stop spending money at Kmart when you have bills to pay, you know it’s not a good idea, so why are we doing it again? Check your bank balance and make sure you have enough to pay rent this week.
Pisces – I know you think going out every weekend is fun, but you might want to start locking in a little more before you end up at o week all over again repeating first year classes that you failed this time around.
