Breaks The News
Fake News Oasis is back together, and they will be doing revival tour with BTS Okay, this is half true! I’m worried the youth of today won’t give Oasis the love they deserve, so maybe if they hit the huge BTS fanbase, they could be selling out a worldwide stadium tour. Marketing innit. Underground metro to […]
News – 2/09
Bratty Summer as a President Former Prime Minister and out-of-work DJ Jacinda Ardern recently joined Oprah, The Obama’s, Megan Thee Stallion and Charlie XCX in endorsing Kamala Harris as she officially became the Democratic nominee last week. Recent polling even had her within the margin or error in Texas and North Carolina which may […]
Nexus Breaks the News – 5/8
Not News The Entire Nexus Team is Made Up of Lizard People: Confirmed?? When this Nexus Writer confronted her very fabulous Editor, Tehana De Klerk, about the possibility of her entire team being reptiles disguised as people, she gave the statement “To claim that any of the team are lizard people would be entirely false […]
News – 5/8
Paris Olympics Sparks Outrage Controversial calls have been made for this year’s Olympics Games. On one hand, the Internation Olympic Committee (IOC) has banned Russia and Belarus from competing in the Games due to their involvement in Ukraine, however many are both upset and angry at the IOC allowing Israel to participate. On the […]
Nexus Explains The News – 22/7
Devil Wears Prada: The Sequel Breaking news: The iconic It Girl guide to fashion, The Devil Wears Prada, has just announced that its sequel is in the making. Fans are raising concerns about whether the movie might be an incredible hit or a disaster for the franchise. Hit or miss, the original proves its worth […]
Nexus Explains The News – 8/07
Auckland Surf Park: A New Wave for New Zealand Surfing New Zealand’s surfing scene is riding a new wave of excitement with the official confirmation of the country’s first surf park. Olympic surfer Billy Stairmand described the launch of the Auckland Surf Park as a “massive game-changer” for the sport. Located on a 46-hectare parcel […]
Nexus Explains The News – 20/5
The Portal Lithuanian artist, Benediktas Gylys, decided that Dublin and New York needed to have a 24/7 facetime device. I truly don’t understand the reasoning behind it, but that’s kinda cool I guess. People, however, don’t know how to act. Surprisingly, the Irish are the ones getting in the most trouble for showing pictures of […]
Nexus Explains The News – 6/5
My Mum, Your Dad? Forget Love Island and The Bachelor, this new dating show is far more entertaining! It premiered last week, and involves Kiwi teens/young adults sending their single parents on a dating show. The twist is that they watch every second of their parents dating on the show and are in control of […]
Nexus Explains the News – 8/4
De-queer Karangahape Road Did you think painting over a rainbow crossing would help you overcome the fear of the gay peeps on K Road? LOL, think again. Early in the morning of the 28th of March, THE rainbow crossing on K Road was reportedly painted white overnight. Later on the same day, the items of […]
Nexus Explains The News – 25/3
“What’s up with Green?” Since their success in the 2023 government election, the Green Party has faced a whirlwind of events in the first three months of 2024. Unfortunately, one of their MPs was involved in numerous shoplifting incidents, landing them in the courtroom in recent weeks. This situation added fuel to the flame when […]