AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 There is potential for great joy for you this week in a randomly chosen... Read More
Aries You break all the rules. You’re impulsive, impatient, and hot-headed. You’ll last a while, and then walk straight into... Read More
Aries Try structuring your life differently. Maybe like a classic sitcom structure, A plot, B plot, C plot and... Read More
Pisces Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting a... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 This week will force you to confront the difference between choice and consequence. Know... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Winter brings change: Change in outlook, change in mental health, and change in temperature.... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 This week is a time to express your desire free from kink shaming. The... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Remember, small acts of bravery like asking out someone in your lecture may lead... Read More
Aries Chucky – You’re fuck off annoying and have a short temper. Despite looking like a bitch, you somehow manage... Read More
Pisces Be so fucking for real right now, you’re only watching The Last of Us because you saw that Pedro... Read More
Aquarius: A friendly reminder: Drinking Purple Goannas isn’t a personality trait, Aquarius. Try drinking a lime cruiser like the... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 The gas giant Jupiter departs, and it was a close call. A narrowly avoided... Read More